He wasn't sure what the problem was, but he knew there was something on his head. Never mind the way everyone was looking at him, he could feel the extra weight! But he kept going about his business, hopeful that, whatever it was, it would soon go away.
The turkey just figured no one was going to get a better vantage point than this.
Today is Absurdity Day! Apparently. And so there's another absurd Etsy Texas contest, goin' on over hyar:
And this time I'm totally going to say "Vote for me!"! Or, you know, vote for someone else! Because I like that creeepy pinhead, I do....